Eat wedding cake

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Are you feeling horny every time?
Do you desperately search for a solution?
Eat wedding cake and reduce 90% of your sexual appetite in a flash!

Pastry cook should include a note to inform groom and bride of the danger of eating wedding cake! I’m almost sure they are not aware of that special ingredient…

Of course, I’m joking! But it almost seems true...

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Worst nightmare

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What is the worst nightmare a bride can have? The groom not showing up at the wedding day!
Well, almost every man is afraid of married life. But, why? Because people change their habits and behaviour after marriage? Right!
Everybody knows marriage is more like a business-contract then a celebration of love. Although it involves obligations (“… do you promise to…”) for both parts, each one only wants to use that “contract” to assure their “rights”, making the marriage more like a technical thing to solve relationship problems. What if people could make their own rules, and ignore for a while society rules? Making life more flexible, and analyse every problem individually?

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Expensive toys

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The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys!
Problem is that men can only buy their dream expensive toys after years of work. But then we are old for really enjoy them. Family turns in a problem, free time is less then needed and radical changes in live are forbidden…

Even so, don’t we deserve our toys?

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